As a pro Domme, I’m accustomed to satisfying the kinky desires of straight people. To put on a show for their “predominantly straight” clientele. To undress her, tie her up, and spank her. Skirt Club promoters hired me, a queer woman and professional Dominatrix, to attend and bring my submissive, Chloe, who is also my girlfriend. There’s a new party on the scene, specifically catering to the straight-but-curious woman: Skirt Club, an international circuit of underground parties for “girls who play with girls.” According to The Hollywood Reporter, “Most of the women who come for an evening of unabashed sapphism with Skirt Club identify as straight,” and “60 percent identify between a 0 and a 2 on the Kinsey scale (which goes up to 6), meaning that they see themselves as anywhere from exclusively straight to ‘predominantly straight, but more than incidentally homosexual.'”

What’s more annoying than meeting a “straight girl” who ends up leading you on? How many Tinder profiles have to say, “I don’t want a threesome with your boyfriend”? No one wants to be someone else’s experiment.